As my friend cracked and snapped her way through the hard orange body of a crab--like the monkey she resembled--she picked at the first sight of meat and stuffed it in her mouth.
Earlier, we were having a conversation about getting old and loosing our teeth. Therefore, we made a pact to only eat soft to medium textured food from now on because we wouldn't want to speed up the process of a tooth popping out of out mouths at an unsuspected moment.
Throwing our pact out the window--like a homeless person throws away food because they'd rather have money--she pierced her teeth into the bicep of the crab.
She thought she was going to get a sweet and succulent taste of the crabs flesh, but she got more than she bargained for--her left molar sat on top of the half eaten crab's eyes.
Like a parent scolding a disobedient child, all I could say was, "Like we said, only soft to medium textured foods."
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